Where I've always been
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Driving on water
At least my GPS thinks sol
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Free Dorothy!
Mormon churches are just a little too Wizard of OZ
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Creepy hotel painting
Worst part? They're all over the hotel.
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Duck Pond?
Glad I'm not swimming in that pool.
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Hell is other people
Specifically, other people. In their cars. In LA.
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Headrests and Chain
I love literal expressions of figurative metaphors...
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Sake Juice Box
Even better than the Vodka CamelBak or the Wine Nalgene
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It's Alive!
New word of the day: Catenary.
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Scary Apothecary
That's your ad for a pharmacy?
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Used, I am sure...
..only for tobacco.
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Shampoo Explosion
Mind the green slime.
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Laptop security?
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Not Available Here
Err, then why on menu?
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Stretch golf cart
Gotta love Stanford.
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Office Space
Office space. Also, sleeping space. =)
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Graphic depiction
Once again, signs in Europe not so ambiguous.
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Bicycle mania
I must be in the Netherlands...
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Ambiguity?
Kinda takes all the fun out of it.
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Back in the wet UK
The Almost Entirely Inedible Sandwich:
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Truth in advertising
I'd say that's pretty unambiguous.
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Fake rocks...
Apparently don't go over so well.
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Unoccupied properties...
Feel free to disrespect those.
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Warning
Swimming or dancing may provoke the wrath of an angry god.
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Juxtaposition
Ain't globalization great?
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Sad Books next door
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Ed Harris Sells Out
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Inspiring confidence
This is not.
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Hopeful but doubtful
Hopefully delicious or hopefully sandwiches?
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Online check-in good
Especially for overseas travel
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